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The Pi family.

It started in 1708 when the great king Alexander of Wessex was created from a tiny speck of dust by the French God, Marc-Antoine Frederique Christiane Lamothe. Alex later gained a brother named Taylin Pi who suspiciously sprouted like a flower in a garden when he grew out of the ground. His life was boring as always, so let’s forward to the year 1911. Alexander was cooking Banana bread in his royal science lab because he was hungry when he accidentally poured in the ingredients sugar and spice and everything nice. And his daughters, Kira and Isabelle were born. Kira is the oldest out of the two and has shocking red curly hair whereas Isabelle was a tall girl with light brown hair. Taylin gave birth to his daughter when he clapped his hands and Rachelle appeared in his palms. Taylin freaked out so he began clapping some more to get rid of Rachelle, but had no luck and ended up with 57 Rachelle’s. Taylin used the 56 Rachelle’s as fertilizer but kept the original, since she thought Rachelle could make good Banana Pie. Isabelle gave birth to twins. A Girl, Devon Pi, and a boy, Mikaela Pi. And Kira had one Daughter, Nicholas Pi. Both have no husbands since Isabelle is a mix between boy and girl and Kira coughed Nicholas up. Devon later married Rachelle, but later divorced him after having given birth to their daughter, Kaillie. Mikaela married his cousin, Nicholas after Mikaela adopted their daughter, Hannah Pi. (It was okay, royal people should marry people in their family). Devon later killed his grandfather, Alex by pushing him too hard on the swings in which he flew off, breaking his neck as he landed and falling off the cliff. Devon didn’t feel ashamed for he planned for that to happen. Alex was later reincarnated into coco cream pie Pi the cat. Devon is now Dating Rachelle’s father, Taylin Pi, Alexander’s sister. Rachelle’s dog, Adah Pi is dating Alexander the dead grandpa cat and are now living happily in the dungeon where they share milk and kibbles. But Adah did bite Alex’s head off and now Alex has 8 lives left. Adah returned to her true form as a human girl and later married Taylin Pi. Hannah met her real brother, Superman but realized he was too busy making movies and such so she returned to her mother and father. But Superman still visits every 102 weeks.

Where are they now?

The Pi family are happily living in a quaint house in the mountains up north.