User:Theresa knott/RFC-Texture

Please forgive me for not knowing all of the legal mumbo-jumbo. I will simply speak my mind, (don't worry, it won't take long):

I ask only that the arbiters do their duty, in as biased a manner as is possible.
 * I accuse T&#949;x  &#964;  ur&#949;  of using scientific notation to represent the value 0.063 as 6.3e-2, which is clearly in violation of policies set forth by the Watch the Wiki Scientific Notation Board of North America and Canada (WtWSNBoNAaC&copy;&trade;&reg;, patent pending).
 * I accuse T&#949;x  &#964;  ur&#949;  of hiding satanic messages in his signature, namely: TANSTAAFL. You will note that, when pronounced backwards whilst swimming, it sounds like "Le Fat's Nat".
 * I accuse T&#949;x  &#964;  ur&#949;  of having the coolest signature on Wikipedia, which makes me jealous.
 * I accuse &ldquo;Texture&rdquo;, who is most likely sockpuppet of User:Trolling Vandal, of having a red signature which makes other people think it's a broken link and want to write his talk page.   &mdash; i386 | Talk 17:34, 16 Sep 2004 (UTC)

func(talk) 16:36, 16 Sep 2004 (UTC)