User:Therock5636

Aaron is babbling on and on right now which is typical of him because he has nobody else to talk to because he has no friends. He looks like Mario and wants to make out with Luigi. Sometimes he cries himself to sleep to drown out the sound of his mom and one of her many underage pimps in the adjacent rooms. His real father may be a 15 year-old guy named Taylor "Tippenheimer" "Billiomaire" "Patticake" William Leach, but one can't be certain because she is such a "free spirit".