User:Thesithwithashotgunshell

My web alias is Thesithwithashotgunshell, which is too long for some websites, where you'll just see me as "Thesithwithashotgun".

What I Like
In regards to music, I'm a giant fan(atic) of Barenaked Ladies. I also listen to Weird Al, Rush, The Cranberries, They Might Be Giants, and Strong Bad, though none to the extent of BNL.

In regards to TV, I watch The Simpsons a lot, I watch Scrubs a lot, I sometimes watch Malcolm In The Middle, and I sometimes watch Futurama, The Colbert Report, and The Daily Show with Jon Stewart. I also own the first season of In Living Color on DVD.

In regards to hobbies (such as when I'm not at school, watching TV, or listening to music), I'm a beginning guitarist (barely a year of experience). I own an "Electron Blue" Mexican Strat that was originally my brother's, and a red Laguna acoustic-electric guitar, visible here. I actually wrote a review of the guitar a while ago (as with various other accessories I have) which doesn't show up on the page. Which leads me to my next hobby: I look up random guitar stuff on the Guitar Center website, even though I found a small guitar shop nearby with much better prices (A Taylor 110 costs almost $900 at Guitar Center, while it costs $575 at this small shop).

I also thoroughly enjoy making people lose the Game. Yes, you just lost the game.

What I Hate
In regards to people that piss me off, I'd have to say people on youtube who just post offensive comments that piss me off. I'd also have to say all the people on youtube who post porno ads in comments that just get marked as spam. I'd also have to say all the people on youtube who post chain letters ("Do this, and magically, your crushes(sic) name will appear on your screen!" or "If you don't post this message on 5 other videos in 144 minutes, you'll die!"). They really piss me off. More recently, the wikipedia user 132.205.60.211. That guy is a real asshat. A quick note to this person: '''¨Dear Wikipedia user at IP Address 132.205.60.211, you´re a real assface. Leave my page alone. You do not have the right to be pissed at me for reverting the vandalism you added to the Barenaked Ladies page. I do not have serious Tourette´s syndrome, nor is having Tourette´s syndrome any fun at all. If you had any heart at all, you would post a comment on my Talk page apologizing for being a royal douche.¨'''

In regards to food that pisses me off, I'd have to say McDonald's. All the way. McDonald's really pisses me off.

In regards to inanimate objects that piss me off, I'd have to say my guitars when restringing them gets difficult (which is every restringing, usually every three weeks). And computers when they're sucking, like this pos does all the time. And my phone when it refuses to play music for me (which thankfully isn't right now).

Having what is believed to be (minor) Tourette's. I can't imagine how bad it is to have serious full-blown Tourette's. It's gotta really suck.

And Wal-Mart. Wal-Mart is an evil corporation. They overuse predatory pricing to drive out all competition and jack up the prices, destroying every community they set up a store in.

What I Don't Give A Crap About
A lot of stuff that I don't feel like typing right now.

And punk rock. I don't give a crap about most of that stuff.

What I Need Help On
Userboxes. Anyone willing to help me learn to post userboxes on this page? Please?