User:Thesize15/sandbox

LIFE OF JELLY BEAN
Hello my name is Jelly Bean you may know me from such places as Microsoft or the S.A.S

My Background
Raised in an atmosphere of such violence that I can never truly love anyone, the only person that loved me I rejected and during my ensuing mental break down I touched a model under the pier.

Careers
I've managed a lot in my 23 years much more than the average human ever could in their lifetime,, from joining the S.A.S at the age of 16 to owning art galleries in London and coded halo its an understatement to say I have not done it all.

a bit more information
Although my successes it hasn't been an easy road this year I had my first heart attack on the right side of my body, I had over 17 fits just this summer alone whilst been recovering from my severe caffeine addition, I used the dangerous drug as an escape in my ongoing court cases as I have multiple charges of sexual assault

After I attempted my suicide for the 16th time by jumping into a bus and surviving I've decided to change my life around and help the less fortunate, just a month ago I shaved off my hair and donated it to cancer research UK

military background
''Asa young kid I always wanted to be in the airforce but due to severe epilepsy, I was unable to fulfil this dream. Fully trained in using wooden swords from a young age and a black belt by the time I was 11, wielding 3 powerful gas powered airguns it was clear I wasn't getting bullied very much''

My thatched cottage pub
''Inbetween my art career and training to be an accountant I started working in a pub at the age of just 8 and brought the pub when I turned 11 years old I always showed signs genius. 11 years later I still run the finest pub around where we serve the finest kitchen made burgers and homemade Yorkshire puddings with my top secret S.A.S recipe ''

Porfessional art classes
Someone once told me to do something you love and you will never work a day in your life, I have decided to share my art brilliance with the younger generations some of my students you might have seen like Rembrandt, Leonardo da Vinci, Banksy and many many more. Currently training my gorgeous little six-year-old to be the next best artist.

My Sexy Little Spike
''Sometimes I wonder if there's something wrong with me. Perhaps I've spent too long in the company of my literary romantic heroes, and consequently, my ideals and expectations are far too high Struggling with holding a relationship its been quite a lonely couple of months just me and my million in the bank, No one to share with until just recently. One busy shift at work I brought some plates into the kitchen but what I gazed my eyes on when I entered that room I couldn't believe it I kissed a lot of frogs but I knew the second I walked into that room I had found my prince. I call him spike as he looks like the character Spike from Buffy the vampire slayer, he showed immediate interest in me we gazed into each other's eyes and I could see our futures starting right there. I lent him some home DVDs one of them is a video of me I just need to wait for him to watch... ''