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The Teenage Girls Guide To Spying On Neighbors

By Rachel Whittier

The First Thing you need to know before you start to spy on neighbors is you must remain INVISIBLE.

The second thing you need to know is that you must have the proper spying tools:

-binoculars: to spy on people, of course.

-a notebook and pencil: to write down what you've learned, or need to learn.

-gum: to chew on, and also to stick in holes.

-rope: just in case.

-a compact mirror: to spy behind corners.

-distraction toy: to make it look like you aren't actually spying.

-rear-view glasses: used to see behind you.

-voice recorder: duh.

-heavy-duty belt: to hold everything.

-magnifying glass: once again, duh.

-chopsticks: to use as tongs. tongs work too.

-fishing line: to dangle voice recorder.

-plastic baggies: to contain evidence.

-first aid kit: you never know.

-a fork: trust me, you'll need it.

If you have these tools, you are ready.

TIPS

-REMAIN HIDDEN.

-NEVER GET CAUGHT.

-BE ON ALERT 24/7.

-ALWAYS HAVE SEPARATE IDENTITIES.

Go now, spy, into the world of espionage, and learn all you can about your neighbors.

Good Luck.