User:Thetapiomegaphi

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A cult of the most secret order, thetapiomegaphi is widely regarded as a benevolent secret society, whose purpose is currently unknown. The stated goal of the order is protection and unity, although what actually goes on beyond the walls of its headquarters are guarded zealously.

Publicity
Due to limited negative criticism, thetapiomegaphi has deciided to make Paul Schorfheide Minister of Public Affairs, whose job is to dispel malicious rumors that have been spread recently.

Alledged Members
The Viscount de la Shropshire

Dane Cook

Paul Schorfheide

Dave Barry