User:Thetoolinspire/Alex the Jedi Black

Alex-the Jedi-Black

- currently the only person capable of fending off the one fist that is two, while eating pancakes.

- known to emit a sharp cry of "Zulu!" when cornered it often proceeds to throw out it's Archeops in an attempt to defend itself.

- Besides this, scientists have noted that every spring mating season begins and when a suitable partner is located the male utters the ritualistic cry of "Hey there doll-face". After this interactions are a mystery.