User:Theuniversal/Jimmy LeSauce

James "Jimmy" LeSauce (640 - 693 AD) was an important figure in the realm of Anti-dan. LeSauce, a pirate, gained notoriety in the mid-late 600s for his relentless raiding of Pro-dan port towns. He was also known for his overtly brash, arrogant and sometimes grating demeanor, but was nonetheless loved by his peers and fellow Anti-dan.

Early life
Jimmy LeSauce was born to Anti-dan parents on a cold and windy morning in the far reaches of Tacofohc. He spent the first ten years of his life in a shanty town, often paying visit the local pub where pirates made their time. The pirates took a liking to LeSauce and included him in their dart games whilst sharing sea-dog stories with the impressionable youngster. One day, LeSauce snuck past the barkeep and drank half a keg of grog, which he had unsuccessfully tried to procure for some time. Some time later, he ran out of the back room wearing a newspaper pirate hat and holding a dull cutlass, which he promptly ran through the stomach of an unsuspecting patron. The pirates were able to quell the raging youth, who was returned to his parents. LeSauce's father soon decided to move the family to Dohgonia across the water, both to put young Jimmy in a more friendly atmosphere and because he had found work in the region as a boat repairman. However, the boy's mind had already been forever corroded by his early exposure to the pirate life.

By 655, the LeSauce family was already in much better condition, with their money flow substantially increased over the five years they had spent in Dohgonia. One day, the elder LeSauce was called up to the city of Jeeflar to help work on a number of badly damaged ships and decided to bring the rest of the family. When they arrived, they paid a visit to the port where Jimmy's father assessed the damage. At the head was the Iron Croissant, the flagship of the Dykzhetan pirates. Jimmy stood in awe at the vessel and immediately fell in love with it. He visited the port every day and snuck onto the ship, exploring every corner of every room. Within months, Jimmy's father had finished the needed repairs to the ship, and the bloodthirsty Dykzhetans crowded into the port, ready to set sail. Without a second thought, Jimmy slipped into the Iron Croissant's hold and hid in a crate as the pirates quickly set sail.