User:Theveryincrediblysmartguy

THE TOTEM OF TOTATANKA

Hello young apprentices, i have to share a little secret with your bright minds. This theory was first idealised by Mr Bhangik Marder-folk - in the 1250s CE (who lived in Pancara) as a totem of the totatanka tribe. So now, let me enlighten you.

Background:

In those days, Pancara was nicknamed the butcheek of central america-"butechika ki kalamericas".You may notice this is a language that you have never seen before, and even your great, great, great, great, grandpa wouldn't know what it is. It was that long ago that ruled the divine and all-knowing majestic shaman and great leader Totatanka.

History:

Here is a poem on a holy page on a philosophic pancaran guide book. "fauk yall mea dose nang gid a fahcck ki yunnih gah s. andon yuf rephohrt ki ler grte yff hfgdss rvhy."

Of course their alphabet was different, but since our historic programming team could not put it on this computer, this is just what it would sound like. It reads: holy and divine shaman and leader Totatanka,this holy day may you still foster our cares and forgive our sins for the greater holy father-of-pigs. Mr Bhangik Mader-folk once said "the world of fake news is a wonder, people can believe whatever they want." Please note that the authors of this have been taken in after releasing fake information. Have a good day.