User:Thewestley

the westley is a myth of a man. know as part man part god.

Legend has it that the westley comes from the legendary westley family of Northampton but this may be fabrication.

It is believed that in 1903 the westley began his rain of loving making life a lot better for thousands of women all around the country. It has been said that he had the gift of a 10 inch thingy and an 6 inch tongue making him the perfect man. But it is also said that it changed depending on who wanted to use it. I don’t know for sure.

Last seen in 2007 but looked 20 years of age but has gone under the radar since.

Has the westley passed his jeans on to the lucky soul blessed with perfection? Who knows? Does the westley not age and will for ever be the perfect 20 year old man? Who knows?