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Jack Frohnofer

Jack Frohnofer was born on a sunny day in The Sudan in Africa. He was a special boy from an early age

Jack began hearing the "voices" at age 2, which ended up being an alien radio implanted in his ear canal. He was an amazing member of the Latin School Track Squad, or LSTS. He is also known for his hand in creating/writing the hit series "My Wife And Kids", "NCIS:LA", "Monday Night RAW", "Doctor Who","Gossip Girls", and "Toy Story Toons". Jack is fond of lint balls, having collected over 16,000 different kinds. His signature catchphrase is "Sweet J's, BROTHA!", and "OHHHHH NOOOOOO...". Jack has also mastered the art of Sing-a-majig-ing, a musical composition where the player uses Sing-a-majig to compose various symphonies. As a young teen, Jack was approached by a secret organization to document and participate in their experiments and missions. This group, also know as the World's Undetected Super Secret International Espionage Service, or W.U.S.S.I.E.S. At the moment, W.U.S.S.I.E.S is trying to stop the Evil Pancake Lords in Vietnam, and is attempting to cure the all-to common addiction of the television show "Antique Roadshow". Jack has been nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize in the category of the Betterment of the Fast Food Industry. He is know around the United States as a "Latin Scholar", as he has been studying the language for over 2 years, and has translated works of art such as "Viva La Vida" and the screenplay of Season 3 of "Mad Men". Jack is scheduled to be the first human to walk on the planet Neptune in 2027. He will also be sent back to 1985 to introduce the Ugg Slipper 4 years before the original release on 1989.