User:Thierryb14

Esophagysexual

Esophagysexual is where someone is attracted to someone else's throat or Uvula(the flesh that hangs down at the bottom of your throat).

Normally dentists are attracted to this but is also known to be brought to the fortnite community as they are weird. The drug LSD can also make it very attractive as weird shapes while cats smack their balls against it.

If you attempt to become Esophagysexual you need to go through a ritual: 1. Pee into a bucket hat and pour it over yourself. 2. Say Esophagysexual 1000 tomes without failing to train your Uvula 3. Sacrifice your moms tampon to the Holy Spirit.