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Name of page Mind Your Manners with Billy Quan is a recurring sketch on the popular local Seattle sketch comedy series Almost Live!, and was also seen on the short-lived FOX sketch comedy series Haywire and Bill Nye The Science Guy.

Mind Your Manners is a parody from classic kung-fu movies from the past, mostly from Bruce Lee, where the titles of Lee's fims is being parodied. The two Almost Live! cast members in the sketch includes Darrell Suto as the protagonist Billy Quan, with host John Keister playing as Billy's arch-enemy (but is rumored to be named as "John Rudely"). Although the characters pretend to speak in chinese, Billy is translated by the voice of cast member Pat Cashman, but Keister voiced as his character in a chinese-like accent.

In the sketch, Billy is trying do something better for his own life when the enemy suddenly destroys or crushes Quan's stuff from what he is doing, and will do his patented scream at him and will warn him of what he did to him and the enemy will twirl the weapon-like object(s) or throw the objects at him with Billy missing it. Then two will get in a physical fight but Billy will hurt him more. When the bad guy gives up, he runs away from him as Billy chases after him in his flying air kick manuever, where he can have the ability to move in any direction or stop. He finally kicks the bad guy from the face. And another fight will occur and Billy again starts to knock him down and the bad guy will land on something unconsciously. In the end Billy will advise the viewers from the danger, and will not attempt to do that.