User:ThomasCX93/sandbox

Bantersaurus Gubez (Latin: BantiSaurius Gubai) -

SUMMARY: The Bantersaurus Gubez (aka The Lyss Lyss) is an adorable little creature native to the country of Belgium. It is believed that the creature is specifically adapted to the flat Belgian landscape, since her ancestors hated the exercise that walking over hills and mountains entailed. Bantersaurus is currently rated as high risk on the WWF extinction risk study as only one is believed to exist currently.

APPEARANCE: The Bantersaurus Gubez appearance can best be described with a single, solitary word - DAMN! Upon close inspection The Bantersaurus Gubez looks more like a beautiful adult WooMan, rather than an aggressive little dino. This visual trickery baffles biologists who struggle to place Bantersaurus within the regular categories used to order and distinguish other fauna. The Bantersaurus Gubez has round, rolling curves and is known for her dark black mane and eyes. Her bottom is particularly voluptuous with various pre-historic tribes believing it to actually contain a divine spirit called Wowza! Bantersaurus also has two sweet paws, often coated with a layer of perspiration. Thomas Cox - an expert in the field of Gubology (the study of Bantersaurus Gubez) - has speculated that this is an evolutionary trait that is useful in attracting a mate because it makes them lovely to hold.

NATURE: The Bantersaurus Gubez is a sweet natured, somewhat timid creature, though she's not afraid to have fun from time to time. Bantersaurus can routinely be found providing emotional support to sad little poet types, comforting them when they're a little sad and making them laugh lots. Bantersaurus has a particular affinity for languages and amazes all with her expert knowledge in this area! Sometimes The Bantersaurus Gubez can be caught listening to some pretty awesome tunes! (Though she plays and references Jason DeRulo's song Swallow so often key Gubologists sometimes wonder if she's listening to this in a non-ironic manner.) Goofiness and Bantz are favourite pastimes for Bantersaurus; when sufficiently amused the creature emits a delightful chuckle which is impossible to replicate and is completely unique among the animal kingdom. Gubologists are currently confounded by the Pee Pee Paradox - the Bantersaurus appears to drink the same volume of liquid as most adult humans but urinates 5 times more frequently. It should be said that The Bantersaurus Gubez also loves watching a film from time to time. Some of her favourites include The Rugrats Movie; Diehard; SpongeBob SquarePants.

DIET: Perhaps the most noteworthy aspect of The Bantersaurus Gubez is her unparalleled appetite. Bantersaurus is known to digest large quantities of a fish/rice combination which human beings often refer to as sushi. After consuming sushi Bantersaurus will commonly make the sound Soosh which some speculate is an attempt to replicate the human word sushi. Large quantities of chocolate and coffee are vital to the proper functioning of a contented Gubez. These items - coffee and chocolate - are believed to contribute to the healthy, caramel complexion of Bantersaurus. And chocolate in particular is believed to ensure her curves remain lovely and juicy. While Bantersaurus does not frequently consume cheese and ham toasties she is renowned for making them with the upmost love and care; Gubologists believe that the zesty, scrumptious-ness of these toasties is attributable to a near perfect ratio of bread to meat to cheese.

SLEEP ROUTINE: The Bantersaurus Gubez has a particularly complex sleep ritual. It is not uncommon for Bantersaurus to watch Asian women digesting food before bed. Thomas Cox theorises that this may help her satiate her own internal hunger somehow, allowing the Gubez to moderate her own food related desires. ASMR and fairy tales also allow the Gubez to close her eyes and drift off into a sleepy realm. In an unrivalled act of cuteness the Gubez often wraps herself up tightly in her sheets, with just her loveable little face poking out - anyone lucky enough to witness this beautiful event will often uncontrollably utter a heartfelt AWWWW! as they are suddenly overwhelmed by an irresistible desire to snug The Bantersaurus Gubez. Those who monitor her in a complete sleep state attest to the fact that Bantersaurus also engages in the phenomenon of snoring (once thought to be an exclusively human trait); her snores are described as sounding like the dying screams of a wild boar.