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Origin
It was once thought that the only living thing in the universe able to speak was the human. However, research conducted in a unknown British school in the mid 2000s has shown that jacket potatoes of varying type have different levels of speaking volume if given a mouth. Thanks to a vegan British school girl, we now know more about the world as a whole.

Type of potato to speaking volume
The speaking volume (dB) per unit volume (cm3) can never drop below 0 since that would imply sound absorption with zero emission, such would be the case with a black body. Furthermore, the speaking volume (dB) per unit volume (cm3) cannot exceed 1 as this would place the jacket potato in a new category of vegetable known as mandrake. As well as a speaking volume, potatoes with a mouth, possess a certain language barrier comparable to humans; this being the level at which they're able to communicate. This is measured in 5 levels. Through a collection of potato research, what's now known as the P-V (Potato-Volume) table has been produced. Strangely enough, the patterns collected from P-V tables (and graphs) are eerily similar to p-v diagrams (pressure-volume) for ideal gasses. Some experts, including lead researched Stephen Hawking, have made an attempt to make a link between these two strange coincidences in nature. Professor Hawking has made predictions that say that potatoes may know the true nature of the universe and all that it contains. This is perhaps the reason why when a potato is consumed you gain mass. Early stage experiments have concluded that indeed, potatoes do add mass once consumed and also appear to pass on their communication skills to the consumer. Though appearing basic, it is believed that potatoes Ratios and communication skills vary as temperature varies, this however hasn't been properly tested due to speaking potatoes only being recently discovered and under-funding in school canteens has caused dinner ladies to have a shortage in lab equipment.