User:Thorhmf

THE STORY SO FAR
Thor-{HMF} was born on December 11th 1977 in Rochester, New York as Thorin Shafer, He acquired the name Thor-{HMF} in 2007 from his friend Kim, after she suggested it to him as a joke,with the "HMF" meaning "Horny Mother Fucker", after he had mentioned being "annoyed" by a ton of "groups" on myspace that had letters tagged after their names etc , it sort of stuck and grew on him, so he decided to keep it.

He was born to Valen Shafer (Mother) and Mark Shafer (Father), he has 3 siblings, Richard Wilson his older brother, born June 10th 1969, Rachael Wilson his older sister, born June 10th 1970, and Mariah Shafer his younger sister, born July 6th 1983.

He lived in Rochester until age 5 when he moved to New Orleans Louisiana,he spent about a year in Louisiana before moving to a motel in Oxnard California, where he lived for about a year, he then moved to a campground at the base of Pikes Peak, in Colorado Springs Colorado.

After his stay in Colorado, he moved to Apple Valley California, in 1986 tragedy struck, his parents were sent to Prison for defending their eldest Daughter from a Meth addicted Maniac. Thor-{HMF} was then hauled back to New York, by his grandfather. He Suffered unthinkable acts of Physical, Mental And Emotional Abuse and Trauma during this time.

in 1989 Thor-{HMF} moved to Riverside California after the Release of his Father from Prison, he spent some time there until his Mother was released on December 10th 1989, 1 day before his 12th Birthday.

on December 23rd 1989 Thor-{HMF} was in an accident of some sort, where he suffered a smashed Face, resulting in his teeth "Floating" in the gums, as well as 2 black eyes and a bloody Nose. and a Fat Lip.

Thor-{HMF} spent the first Christmas with his parents after their release from Prison, drinking Christmas Dinner Through a Straw.

In March of 1990, Thor-{HMF} boarded an Amtrak Train in Riverside California, headed to New York, he and his family arrived back in Rochester, New York, on March 9th 1990.

Thor- {HMF} has Resided in Rochester, New York since then, aside from some Road Trips to Florida, Chicago, Milwaukee, and other Various places.

Thor-{HMF} was married on October 31st (Halloween) 2000 at Mt.Hope Cemetery in Rochester, New York, an event which drew Media Attention from The Local C.B.S. Television Station, which aired the story of the wedding.

Thor-{HMF} was separated from his wife Joanne in November 2003 after being poisoned with Anti-Freeze.

In June 2008 Thor-{HMF} was kidnapped by a deranged woman with a very unhealthy pill addiction, where he was held against his will for 6 days at knife point,no charges were filed against the assailant.

In March 2010 Thor-{HMF} met Christine who he would live with until July 2014

In January 2012 Thor-{HMF} enrolled as a student at Nazareth College.

On January 1 2014 Thor-{HMF} lost his mother due to cancer...

Some Basic Details Of Thor-{HMF}

Relationship Status:	Very Much In Love

Hometown:	Rochester, New York

Height	6' 3"

Ethnicity:	White / Caucasian

Zodiac Sign:	Sagittarius

Smoke / Drink:	Not Anymore/ On Occasion

Children:	None

Employment Status of Thor-{HMF} includes, but is not limited to

Plague Enterprises

Rochester, New York US Owner/Master Creeper Management 2000-?

Water Street Music Hall

Rochester, New York US Security/Stage Tech Engineering 1992-2001

Rearache Radio

Rochester, New York US Owner/Station Manager Management 2008-?

Brutal Existence Radio

Rochester, New York US Minister Of Propaganda Promotion Director 2008-?

there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable... I simply am not there.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.= Some of Thor-{HMF}'s Favorite Quotes ==

Blackberry's Are The Fucking DEVIL! ---Fowler Doxey

It's Like His Skin Is Taped On With Superglue Or Something --- Don West TNA Wrestling Announcer

The Stupider That People Think You Are, The More Surprised They Are When You Kill Them. --- Unknown

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot. Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend. --- Bruce Lee

Don't think, Feel, it is like a finger pointing out to the moon, don't concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. --- Bruce Lee

It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt. - Unknown

Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out alive. --- Van Wilder

You're Not A Victim, You're A Volunteer! --- Pete Steele

If You Can't Eat It Or Fuck It, Than KILL It! --- Pete Steele

The Obama assassination plot consisted of "driving their vehicle as fast as they could toward Obama [and] shooting at him from the windows" while wearing white tuxedos and top hats.- some really dumb people!

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. - Teacher From Billy Madison

I'm going into town to get my money from Jack Colby and then get shed of the bunch of ya! I've been shot five times, knifed twice, bit on the ass by a pig, stomped on by a horse and sat on by a mule and once, in the winter of '91, a grizzly chewed off my big toe. And I've survived two avalanches, three blizzards, five Indian uprisings and seven Presidential elections, but I've never been owned by no woman nor dog...and I've come too far down the road to let it happen to me now. - Sam Longwood - Great Scout And Cathouse Thursday

INTERESTS
Thor-{HMF} is a HUGE fan of the Legendary Martial Artist Bruce Lee And has a VERY strong Interest in Metal Music. Other Interests Iclude Forensic Science, Martial Arts, Death, Gore, Tattoos, The Very First Silent Hill Game, EQOA, W.O.W,   Atheism...the religion to not be religious...very funny to me! Reverse Racism is always a hoot...,

Thor-{HMF} ENJOYS TELEVISION AND FILM
Some T.V. shows and Films include WWE WCW ECW TNA NCIS AOTS True Blood The Borgias Shameless Game of Thrones Longmire Curb Your Enthusiasm Dexter X-Play 24   Unbeatable Banzuke Ninja Warrior Battlestar Galactica Stargate Lucky Louie Flight Of The Conchords A Clockwork Orange Suspiria Anything By Dario Argento Anything With Bruce Lee Or Horror Related Anything Star Wars Related