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The Great Goddess War of 1703 was one of the most pivotal moments in pop culture history. Female artists from both sides of The Pond engaged in some of the most brutal and gruesome warfare ever seen. Perhaps the two most well-known participants in the Great Goddess War of 1703 were England's avant-garde thrush Kate Bush and Canadian pop chanteuse Jane Siberry, who was more commonly known as her gangsta alter ego, J-Sib. Bush and Siberry were the commanding generals for their respective sides. Most agree that it was a war between Britain and Canada, but a small group of scholars suggest that certain factors make the Great Goddess War of 1703 a Canadian-American effort to topple the British. See the "Controversy" section of this article for more details.

How it all began, really


Scholars debate on the specific origins of the Great Goddess War of 1703, but it is generally agreed upon that Kate Bush started the whole bloody thing by "calling out" Jane Siberry. Some recall it to be a snide remark about her music; others swear by their mother's graves that Bush made some reference to Siberry's nose as being "the biggest honker in the business." A small percentage of radical scholars feel that the "honker" in question was actually a reference to Canadian geese, to which Siberry is purportedly related. This has yet to be confirmed by the Canadian Geese Institute of Toronto (CGIT). The CGIT decline to comment on the incident further than repeated utterings of "the goatless ledge 'neath the honkless geese."