User:Thrakorzog

Thrakorzog
Thrakorzog was a man... well... more like a Dragon... or alien creature... yeah.. an Inter dimensional alien with two heads - one inside the other.

While he has global domination as his primary motivating factor, he never forgets how important it is to be a good roommate. Picking up after himself and such...

Originally documented by Ben Edlund, he was described erroneously as being slug-like in physical form. His form, however is more humanoid, but slightly pear shaped.

While he does have access to mind blowing technology, he also enjoys having a good time with the Vikings of Dimma Ulfur (A rough and tumble Viking band of surprisingly intelligent constitution).

He is attracted to aggressiveness that borders on violence, but doesn't actually hurt anyone, and is repulsed at the site of shop-vac cleaners which remind him of the trans-dimensional transportation device through which he was sucked... unpleasant.

His most identifying feature is his red beard... it was always there, but grew to magnificent lengths upon his arrival in our dimension. He sometimes enjoys masquerading as a long lost member of ZZ-Top.

--Thrakorzog (talk) 18:03, 1 August 2008 (UTC)