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The Armadillo foot cafe

Menu: Fried twinkies wrapped in bologna-$7.50 Pepperoni on brownies-$4.67 Timmy croissant-$0.000956 Internet with a side of blue cheese toe nails-$36.79 Burned toast with toe jam-$345.90

Specials: Fried egg-El cheapo Mac n cheese- Dirt cheap Cheerios-nada

Soups of the day: Armadillo foot soup-lots Oreo soup with a side of cream-too much

Salads: Caesar salad without the greens-no comment Spaghetti and gastrointestinal lining salad-lala

Deserts: Sand covered in chocolate fudge-$111111111111111111111.111111111111111 Spam ice cream-$222222222222222.222222221234567890 Oil and grease shake-$8888888888888888888888.8888888888888888889

Beverages: Water-$11.50 plus an arm and a leg