User:Thudworthy

ALERT If you ban me from Wikipedia, or are incivil, or rude, or are otherwise an unequal participant to myself, keep in mind that it will still not make your genitals bigger than mine.

In fact, it's probably evidence that they're smaller... considerably so.

I work for Lee Dennison.

This is Thudworthy.

My principal interests are: comics, Pokemon, and hard candy.

I type 105 words per minute. I am employed by the U.S. Government (and no, I will not mention what branch), but I will avoid those sections of the encyclopedia to avoid a potential conflict of interest.

If you are a new user of Wikipedia, welcome!