User:Thurd Ferguson

Early Life

Thurd(Turd)Alexander Burton Ferguson was born to Alexander Ferguson and Marla Samuels,on December 23,1945.He was the youngest of four brothers.His brothers;Samuel Ferguson-born 1929,Julius Ferguson-born 1937,Harold James Ferguson-born 1941,and Thurd Ferguson-born 1945.Unfortunately,after his birth,he was sent to an orphanage.He was adopted by Irish parents,Barrold Burton,and Franciscah Burton.Barrold was a nice father,but his mother,Franciscah,was very abusive,often punishing him,by making him work on the farm,well after midnight,and beating him for the smallest things.When Thurd was 9,he was taken back by his biological parents.His original name was Ronald,but since he was adopted,he got his name changed.When Thurd moved with his parents to Seattle,his name was changed to Turd.He graduated from college in 1965,and he moved out.

Back to Ireland

Turd moved to Dublin,Ireland.He worked in a beer brewery.He worked there,until he was fired,in 1971.Then he worked as an airplane engineer,in Glasgow.While he worked there,he got interested in a co-worker,Evanna Fitzgerald.They both had an interest in music.They fell in love,and on May 27,1976,they got married.They had 5 daughters;Justinia Ferguson-born 1977,Monta Ferguson-born 1980,Evanna Marla Ferguson-born 1982,Hannah Ferguson-1985,and Simony Ferguson,and one son,Phillip Ferguson-born 1991.

Life in Poverty

Turd and Evanna moved to Tijuana,Mexico,in 1989.Evanna worked as a store owner,and Turd worked as a car repairman.Life was perfect,until a terrible flood wiped out their home.Evanna was almost killed by a floating boulder,and one of their daughters,Monta,had a cracked ankle.Their home was demolished.They had lost everything,including their home.Thley lived in poverty,until 1995,Evanna's mother,Darla Fitzgerald sent them a check for $10,000.Then,she offered them her old home,in Edinburgh,Scotland.They accepted the offer,and moved to Edinburgh.

Current Life

Turd Feguson lives in Edinburgh,with his wife,Evanna Ferguson.In 2000,Evanna gave birth to a daughter,Yvette Darla Ferguson,while all their other children have moved out.Their second daughter,Monta,married Thomas Banks,a wealthy Norseman,and she is a famous actress in Norway. Their youngest daughter,Yvette was born with ADHD,but she is still an excellent student.Evanna is working in a restaraunt,while Turd retired,as of 2005.