User:Thwaker

Thwaking

Found in Guadalajara, Mexico. This is a yearly annual sport that the whole town participates in. The people of this village must find sticks and use them to hit other villagers in the knees. I in fact have partaken in this strange event with my friends Tony, Evan, Joey, Alexander, Moon Beast, and Sasquatch. Sadly Barry Bonds was there too. He injected Sasquatch with steroids, and he went super duper beast on us. He pummeled us into a pulp with his all-mighty stick. He then moved on to the rest of the village where he then preceded in pummeling the rest of the village. He was the 2009 Thwacking champion. As champ he was granted bouquet of chrysanthemums and free years supply of guadalajarian meaty mac and cheese. He devoured this tasty morsel in less then one week.

Women's Minds

The mind of a woman is a very complex area of study in which not one soul has been able to figure out with any amount of considerable success. I am here to change this proposition. With careful observation and experimentation, I have come to believe that the only goal women's minds have for doing anything is that of receiving delectible chocolate. I have observed that in a shocking 99.9% of cases, women try to manipulate the male brain into spending their hard earned cash on chocolate. Now for every guy that is wondering why their woman is acting a particular way in which it is annoying the crap out of you, just buy her some chocolate and it will all be over...till the next day.