User:Tiger0426

The Bear-an unfortunate breed that harms the soul of each human with his ever longing ignorance. He is part Bear, part Human, and part idiot. He has been spotted at the most unfortunate places such as a Saturn parking sales lot, Yosemite National Park, and Best Buy. He strives to make humans enraged by his sheer and utter stupidity. He has been spotted wearing bright colors whenever he plays Basketball. Sources have speculated that he wears these types of clothing to Peacock his enemies, or he really loves McDonalds....

Place of Birth
Was accidently bred in the realm of the wilderness where time and intelligence has no control.

Career
To be destroyed in the one sport he has ever been taught-Basketball.

Famous Quotes
Damnit!!!! It matters not!!! Yesssssssss!!!!! Snarf Snarf Snarf!!!! Watch I'll find a way, I'll win!!!! I'm a winner!!! Snarf!!!

Other form of Aliases
Turbo McBear, Randall McBear, and idiot....

History in the Making
He currently has a record that has been notified in the Guiness Book of World Records for longest losing streak held by an idiotic and hopeless animal 70-0. He credits this record to the three celestial beings that he cannot beat. "Damnit!!!! I just can't beat them!!! I can beat the sorry scrubs of Best Buy but I can't beat them!!," is what he said in a recent interview.

Personal Life
Spends the majority of his free time plotting the death of the three celestial beings that plague his being.

Favorite Food
Salmon, Reeses Pieces, and Woodland Critter feces...