User:Tigereye 53

Me
 * I joined Wikipedia between Febuary 16 and Febuary 21. I believe it was on the 18th. I am actually quite sure that it was on the 18th (UTC), because on that day I made my first edit. I do not understand anything about templates, so please help me by posting on my talk/discussion page.Tigereye 53 13:21, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Eragon
 * I believe this to be one of the greatest books ever. Eldest is even better. I've heard that the third book is called Empire. Could someone please confirm this? Tigereye 53

Quotes
 * Think until you are confused-only then can you truly think.Tigereye 53 12:39, 9 June 2006 (UTC)

An interesting question
 * If light travels at approximately 186,282.397 m.p.s. (a question within a question-How is that "approximately"?), then what do the headlights on a car do if the car is also traveling at approximately 186,282.396 m.p.s.??????(So what if it's immpossible?)Tigereye 53 13:33, 17 June 2006 (UTC)

Readers Digest: The Funnies
 * A priest, a rabbi and a minister are in a boat in the middle of a lake. The priest says,"I'm thirsty. I'm going to get something to drink." So he steps out of the boat, walks across the water to shore, gets a soda, walks back across the water and gets back in the boat.
 * The minister says,"I'm thirsty too." So he walks across the water to shore, gets a soda and walks back to the boat.
 * The rabbi says,"My turn." He gets out of the boat and immediatly sinks.
 * The priest turns to the minister. "Think we should have told him where the rocks were?"

Submitted By Father Bryce Sibley To Readers Digest


 * Every day a woman stood on her porch and shouted,"Praise the Lord!"
 * And every day the atheist next door yelled back,"There is no Lord!"
 * One day she prayed,"Lord, I'm hungry. Please send me groceries."
 * The next morning she found a big bag of foode on the stairs."Praise the Lord," she shouted.
 * "I told you there was no Lord," her neighbor said, jumping from behind a bush."I bought those groceries."
 * "Praise the Lord," the woman said."He not only sent me groceries, but he made the devil pay for them."