User:Timespylit

In thuh year:3003: all Doctor,s offices R now needful-free!

And thair R no mor Jim classes at Skool.and even thuh pope sez that multipul mairriages R Kool! But U can't git mayo.because it mite giv U mayo-rage!

And we R now living in thuh no mayo age !wair Felix thuh cat cartoons R now colorized!and thuh nue breckfast fad is water melon pies !

Maybe we can write, a song together.aybout a Plannit of lezbeins hoo allways wair leather.

And thay oenley git praygnant by artifishul inseminayshuns! And thay giv all thair male --children, sex chaynj opperayshuns!

Now even thoe thuh Plannit of lezbeins, is way out in space.

Thuh Plannit of lezbeins is still a very nice place !

That is off corse until thuh day,win thuh spermbank ran dry !

Now it looks like thuh Plannit of lezbeins ,mite die !

On thuh Plannit of lezbeins, evreywun lives 4-evir.

As long as thay stay virjins, thale be dieing nevir. So thay desided 2 Sind sum Astro-lezbeins out in 2 space, 2 Sind sum sperm home frum sum other place.

Now thuh Plannit of lezbeins is safe aygin. Atleast until thuh next time thuh sperm bank runs dry aygin.

And then thale Sind mor Astro-lezbeins out intu space. 2 bring mor sperm home, frum sum other place !...

I wuz wawking with a frend at nite. B-neath thuh trees,wair thair wuz no lite.

On soft wet ground,that sank,b-neath our feet. We sank in kwiksand, that wuzzint deep.

We wuz going home, frum a hockey game. And all our fans thair, nue of our fame.

We used our sticks 2 escape thuh sand. And soon wer back up on thuh land.

We reached thuh streets,b-4 thuh rest, Prooving 2 them, we wuz thuh best!

And pritty soon, we reached our homes. Awaiting toomarroe, win next weed Rome.

Wawking with, a frend at nite, B-neath thuh trees, wair thair is no lite!...

We wint 2 thuh orbital elevaytor, 2 git 2 thuh space stay-shuns, Frum thair 2 thuh luner bases.beyond all nayshuns!

We wer headed 2 thuh sea of trankwilitty, 2 hav lunch without spacesuits on & yuessing no super aybilitty.

Under neath thuh jyant space domes, made frum super plastic. Even win meteors them, thay doent go spastic.

A mile b-loe thuh South Pole of thuh moon.

Is blue lake sitty on luner wair yool b going soon! Because u can watch, space ships cumming out if thuh faktorry,

And enjoy a ten sandwich meal called thuh sandwich snacktorry !...

Thairs a sheild & a helmet & thuh rist bands & thuh vest.

Invented by Steve Conley, he makes stuff that is thuh best!

So his avant gard can chase after thuh theifs of all colors,