User:Timhollman

Tim Hollman is pretty awesome. I'm sure that if you met Tim Hollman you would see it, instantly. 10 out of 10 dentists agree, Tim Hollman is the complete package of awesomeness. P.T. Barnum once said, there's a sucker born every minute. Not as noted in history he added, and Tim Hollman is the most awesome man this side of Chuck Norris, whose extreme badassery cannot be measured by any man made device. Megan Fox once asked me out, (uh, I mean asked Tim Hollman out) and he totally snubbed her because he heard a rumor that she had toe thumbs. Tim Hollman doesn't usually listen to ugly rumors, but that one sounded stupid enough to be true. Tim Hollman makes snap judgement calls like that. Tim Hollman used to like to climb mountains, but the Sherpas kept asking him for directions. Don't waste Tim Hollman's time with dumb questions. Tim Hollman knows ladies, I'll just leave it at that. *wink wink* If Tim Hollman wanted to, he could make a movie that would shatter your whole freakin universe. They'd not only change the name of the Oscars to Tim Hollmans, but every major award in the world. Like math? How about snowboarding? Well after winning the Tim Hollman in the winter Tim Hollmans head on down to pick up your Tim Hollman for physics then stop by Denny's and top it off with your Grand Tim Hollman breakfast with a side of Tim Hollman beef. Yeah ladies, don't think I didn't notice you salivating at the words Tim Hollman beef. Tim Hollman wrote this page in like 3 seconds because typing out how awesome Tim Hollman is comes naturally to Tim Hollman, in fact this page alone will probably win me 4 or 5 Tim Hollman's for excellence in journalism, Karate, awesome manliness, and several other awards that haven't been invented yet, that are still named Tim Hollman.