User:Timmansueto

Born in Adelaide in South Australia on September 26, 1992, Tim Mansueto is a philosopher, writer, playwright, political theorist, part-time astrophysicist and student. Growing up in the quiet years of the Roaring Nineties, Mansueto did a back flip right over the top of his absent grandmother, was grounded for one full month for the act and was later sent to Boston Penitentiary where he spent 14 years behind bars as a juvenile. Fearing gastronomic problems of the avian persuasion, Mansueto would here write the annals of an anthropocentric drama which would go on to bi-partly constitute the Five Laws of Hedonistic Decapitation drawn up in 2009. In early 2010, Mansueto sued a Perth-based company for copyright infringement and embezzlement of monarchical funds. Presented with the invitation to a private audience with the Pope, John Paul LXVII, Mansueto sent back a written apology detailing his required and very much regrettable abstinence, citing glandular fever and latex-induced phallic problems as the main causes. Mansueto was found a week later belly up in a corn field with a pitchfork through his chest. No one bothered to open any sort of case and Mansueto's entire family immediately converted to Catholicism. Their much loved and very awesome dog Tullie did not approve. He ran away and can now be seen preaching coolness at various Meals on Wheels facilities throughout the country. Mansueto's grandmother Mimi is not considered as being aware of any irony here.