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Tom McDonald (Born Thomas James McDonald), is most famous for his work on 'So you're coming up?' and creator of beloved fictional character Senkin Kepuncha.

EARLY LIFE

McDonald was born in Chesterfield Royal Hospital, Derbyshire on the 2nd of November 1995. Throughout his early childhood he showed unbelievable signs of intellect and is widely regarded as the greatest footballer to never turn professional. He attended Bolsover Infants and Nursery School between the ages of 4 and 7 where he not only created the first cure for cancer, but also became the facilities first Nobel Prize Winner. At the age of 7 years old, McDonald attended the Church of England school in Bolsover until he graduated aged 12 years old. He collected many accolades during his time here such as 'Journalist of the week' for the school newspaper, 110M hurdles bronze medalist in the year 9 annual sports day and student with the highest IQ that was divisible by 200. After many years of success at Bolsover CofE school, McDonald was then registered into The Bolsover School. McDonald had to come through some of his darkest times during is 5 years at the secondary school, he had to shake off the peer pressures surrounding drug abuse, sexual intercourse and general shennaniganing, yet despite these obstacles McDonald managed to come through a successful man. He won the year 9 prize for achievements in Maths, The year 9 prize for overall KS3 male and the year 11 prize for History, rumour has it that he holds this history trophy in higher esteem than his first Nobel prize. After secondary school McDonald attended All Saints Catholic Sixth Form, but quit after a few short months where he witnessed such horrors as 'prayer' and 'intercommunity love', instead he enrolled in a business studies course at Chesterfield College, where he met his first wife, Taylor Swift. After graduating Chesterfield College as King of Everything, McDonald turned down a place at the highly esteemed Durham University, to enroll in the slightly shittier Keele University, where he decided that it was more worth his time to write exaggerated Wikipedia articles instead of revising for his Marketing exam which is tomorrow.