User:Timothy Adkins

Timothy Adkins (october 5 1995-october 6 2099)was born in Blossom, tx to a stoner mom and a drunken newspaper dude. he is HOMOsexual and currently owns no pets other than his "snake." he doesn't have any friends & still lives with his mom in southern new hampshire(yes, nothing happens there). his favorite activities are snow globing, race car driving, jacking his tea, and motorboating with legos. his grandma is 67. his grampa is not gay sometimes. he does not wear deoderant on occasion because he likes freaking people out. he has a little brother named ELI forty cal jr #3. also takes 99 times as many teeth than and takes the same amount of showers as a homeless man in atlanta. he currently resides with his wife and his 19 1/2 kids. his wife's name is Respuchana (re spuckidickkabobbanika) and knows how to cross-dress.

So you're probably wondering... Who is this man, this legend. Well he's an alien from the planet Garclesnitchs. On this planet they have sex by rubbing each others thumbs together (thumb wars are considered porn).