User:Timothy Fox/Sneak Attacks Species

Sneak Attack Species: (n) A select group of people who are masters of stealth.

Sneak Attack Initiation
A person has to be born into the sneak attack species to be a pure Sneak Attack. Only after intense and complete training can a person who wishes to be a member of the sneak attack species adequately practice sneak attack actions. Each official Sneak Attack has a code that is worn somewhere on his or her person at all times. Sneak Attacks carry black bags that go with their uniforms that carry their tools for being as sneaky as possible.

Characteristics
The most notable physical characteristic of Sneak Attacks is that they are cold blooded. Any characteristic that begins with the letter "S" (sneaky, smart, spectacular, squirrely) can be attributed to a Sneak Attack. Sneak Attacks are fearless which enables them to carry out missions with accuracy and precision. They have the ability to take on many different character traits at the same time which can make them confusing and frustrating to non-Sneak Attacks.

Missions
Sneak Attacks are necessary to the safety of the nation and they go without recognition or want of appreciation. Most of the time they are carrying out important missions such as stopping robberies before they happen or getting revenge on the evil spirited. Specific examples cannot be given because each mission is confidential. Confidentiality is crucial regarding the missions because most of them involve situations being terminated before they ever get the opportunity to begin. When Sneak Attacks are not carryng out specific missions they are walking anonymously amoung the citizens of the world being sneaky and potrolling for behavior that is potentially corrosive to society.

History
It is unknown when the first Sneak Attacks came into existence, but they were first recognized late in the 18th century in America after assisting the Patriots in the American Revolution. For the most part, they have gone silently throughout history and have done little to draw attention to themselves due to concern too much exposure would lead to elimination of the species.

Controversies
A Sneak Attack was almost caught amidst a mission at Atwood Lake Resort in Ohio in 2004. The Sneak Attack was seeking out a dangerous individual and was planning to conquer her from under her dining place. The Sneak Attack was found under a table when the dangerous individual moved her feet and bumped into the Sneak Attack. The Sneak Attack recovered by claiming to be searching for a lost earring but the mission was never completed. The Sneak Attack went through a rebellious stage due to the shock and alarm of almost causing the downfall of the species, but eventually grew stronger and has since become known as a prodigy of the Sneak Attack species.

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