User:Timslinger

Tim Slinger

Childhood and Education Born in 1989 in the county of Lancashire, Tim is well known across the region for his excellence in sport. Attending Preston Grammar School from 2006 to 2008, Tim played fly half for the colleges rugby team, eventually getting a call up to represent Northern Colleges.  Set Backs In September of 2008, he was involved in a car accident, a passenger in a car traveling to a teenage party, the car hit a tree around a sharp bend, the estimated speed of impact was thought to be 60mph. Recovering from the accident was a long process, having constant blood test to regulate the serve blood clots to both lungs.

University After recovering enough to attend Newcastle University studying Mathematics, he was allowed to compete in his first game of rugby for 8 months in March 2009, playing prop for Newcastle Agrics Second Team, despite loosing a stone of weight over the Easter holidays. Unfortunately the time on the pitch was minimal as he substained a serious injury to his left ankle after taking the ball into contact in an isolated region.

Current Life Currently Tim's learning the trade of successful gambling, offering well thought of advice to amateur gamblers in Newcastle. Unable to compete in contact sports he has managed to reach an all time heavy weight of 16 stone, however this has been an advantage to his new golfing career, playing off scratch whilst looking to compete in North East professional events. A recent setback to his positive step in life, took a big blow on a night out in Newcastle, after excepting a beverage off an unknown member of the public, suffering severe side affects to a drug that was planted in this drink, however witnesses beleive 'six pint slinger' couldn't handle the pace of his drinking couterpart Jeremy Seaman aka 'ladies man'.

Personal Life In the summer of 2010 his long term relationship with Laura Grace Wilmsey (LGW) is to take a step further, getting married in Laura's hometown city of Paris. This is still going ahead even though Laura had a passionate night with the 'ladies man' on the night his suspected drugging. In retaliation to this he had various one night stands with Laura 'one dip' White.