User:Tinplated cardboard

NOTICE: The user Begonia Brandbygeana has been harassing me by posting fraudulent statements on my talk page, and making speedy deletion requests on my userpage based upon fraudulent pretenses, for his/her own amusement. The people who deleted my userpage apparently did not even bother to look at it first, unless they are in on it.

My userpage originally stated: "We make our cars from only the finest tin-plated cardboard. Who are you to say they're unsafe?" -an obvious joke; no name brand or link even mentioned (because it does not exist).

Then, my second userpage made it superfluously clear that it was not advertising, by stating:

"My userpage stated: "We make our cars from only the finest tin-plated cardboard. Who are you to say they're unsafe?" -an obvious joke; no name brand or link even mentioned (because it does not exist).

-That is the exact text of what RHaworth deleted. It is obviously a joke, not advertising. I don't know why RHaworth is trying to make me look bad with such a fraudulent excuse for page deletion."