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The Canadian government has confirmed its successful completion of a time travel machine. Unfortuanetly it can only be used on September the 9th, 2013, and will be used at exactly midnight to reset the entire universe by 24 hours. The Prime minister has stated hes doing this specifically to upset Jennifer Stapley, whos having an awful day, becasue the only thing worse then one awful day would be reliving it.

Sources: Gofartinbed.com / Slipintheshower.ca