User:Tjmountain

Tj Mountain (born March 23, 1991) is the greatest person in the entire world. Born on the great day of Saturday, Tj started off his life where most people do, in a hospital room. In montreal the hospital is unknown because I cant remember at this time.

Life after the hospital-the Journey begins
When Tj arrived home on the great day of sometime in the week after birth, He did alot of sleeping during this time. Tj spent most of his days in a bed at the early age of 1 week-several years later. During his early years he enjoyed watching legendary shows like (mr dress-up, Dudley the dragon, Theodore the tug boat) and so on.

Pre-School September 1995
Tj started pre school to further his learning ability a choice he did not make and questions to this day "why did i waste time going to pre school". Well he attended a catholic school where he engaged in arts and crafts. one day he built a car out of a box and wore it outside and when he got home. Eventually the car broke ending up in the garbage and is now listing as "MIA". His time at the pre school was an enjoyable time in his life, and remembers never being able to go swimming in the pool that was in the building and wonders why the didnt i get to go swimming. During the winter of 1995 while Tj was walking out of the building two men were shoveling snow off the roof right on to the head Tj all down his coat it was very cold walk home. He would turn 5 years old during his time at day care.

No Girlfriend?
That's right, Tj Mountain has never had a girlfriend. He is usually seen in the privacy of his own home, pleasuring himself in front of things such as the computer and his TV. He makes new msn accounts under different names of peers who he goes to school with and says very sexual inappropriate things to girls to anger them. But even though he has never had a girlfriend, there are speculating rumors going around that Tj Mountain dated Mike Dahl, while Mike Dahl was dating David Furnish (who is now dating Elton John). This caused a fight between Tj Mountain and David Furnish. Tj Mountain declines this happened, but David Furnish is convinced there was some sort of affair going on between the two men.

The Death Of The Ever So Great Tj Mountain
He died March 23rd 2008. He was brutally murdered. Police have yet to figure out how he was brutally murdered.