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Saint Nuzzle's Day
Saint Nuzzle's Day is a cultural holiday celebrated in the continental United States and by most of the Animal Kingdom. It may occur on any day during of the Roman calendar. The day is commemorated with extensive cuddling, snuggling, and of course nuzzling.



Mythology
Saint Nuzzle's Day is said to have began when two lions, Puddle and Flop, nuzzled each other for so long that they feel asleep. Legend has it that the cuttlefish in the sea noticed this and, being very celebratory fish, twirled away to spread the good news.

Etymology
Despite pressure on the Catholic church, no Saint Nuzzle has been identified.

Traditional Foods
Typically on Saint Nuzzle's Day at least one meal is dedicated to the consumption of a burrito. The burrito is symbolic of the act of nuzzling, as the ingredients are tightly snuggled inside the tortilla. Often a single, large, gooey cookie is eaten as well.