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Tristan Thompson (not that one)
Tristan Thompson (fl. 2025) was a New Columbian pioneer, raconteur, and guinea pig breeder. He rose to prominence after being very shook from the Great Earthquake of 2022 when, with the vast majority of the populace temporarily dazed and confused, he roamed the streets saying, "Remember everybody, I was in charge before all this happened. Remember?". His case was bolstered by the fact that he was wearing a purple silk sash bearing the words "Dankest Emperor for Life", causing the disoriented to believe his grandiose claim. Despite the illegitimacy of his rule, Thompson worked tirelessly to organize and rebuild the province.