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= Owlat!! = Owlat!! is a TV anime series, produced by the company of the same name. Its co-finders, Maya and Crow, are both professional weeaboos and are rather well-versed in internet culture. The show began airing on 2015. October 19, and is currently ongoing.

Story
The plot is about two friends called Panini and Kneepad, who are quite interested in the mating habits of different species (such as the Oikawa), and in the genitalia of anime characters. They spend their days in front of the computer, being nerds and meme trash. They discuss all kinds of topics, which often ends in one of them threatening to gently caress the other up.

Characters
Panini (voice actor: Vic Mignogna): She's the younger one of the two, being born 6 months before Kneepad. She's a naturally charming fellow, with sass greater than Sunakawa "Vagina" Makoto's. She's very fond of cinnamon rolls, and as she often says: angst fuels her. She frequently uses lad speak, which Kneepad doesn't really appreciate as he isn't quite as fluent as Panini. Kneepad and her get along extremely well, and have sworn to be bros for life. Panini sacrifices everything to her one and only dark lord Satan-san and obeys his every command. Heil Satan. Her top five kinks are horngrabbing, angsty boys, fertile soil with splendid fruit, necksex and glicing.

Kneepad (voice actor: Johnny Yong Bosch): He's older than Panini, and enjoys bringing up that fact as much as possible. He has a unique sense of humor, and never misses an opportunity to make fun of something or someone. His mood swings give him hell, but he copes by memeing it up. He's obsessed with sports anime and gay men, and always shares his porn with Panini. Kneepad is also pro at dropping sick beats. Panini is his waifu, and his dream is to be noticed by his adorably smol kouhai. He has five sons at the moment.

Sunakawa "Vagina" Makoto (voice actor: Shimazaki Nobunaga): The butt, or rather, the vagina of a great number of Kneepad's jokes. His last name, Sunakawa, translates to Vagina River (suna=vagina, kawa=river), and is often referred to as Vagina or Vags. He's an aromantic asexual child who enjoys sassing people, getting high, and giving Panini orgasms with his beautiful laughter.

Ikari Shinji (voice actor: Ogata Megumi): The 14-year-old baby of Panini. He's a precious cinnamon roll, who often gets into robots, and is also mega gay for Kaworu. His screams give Kneepad life. After crying for around 5 hours about how the creators of Evangelion probably hate him, Kneepad has accepted him as his fifth and hopefully final son.

Nagisa Kaworu (voice actor: Ishida Akira): The white-haired anime boy who is ultra gay for Shinji. As a result of his curse, he loses his head quite often. He's the biggest gaylord.

Mihashi Ren (voice actor: Yonaga Tsubasa): The smollest of Kneepad's sons. He bears strong resemblance to a bird, and because of his general adorableness, Panini has accepted him into her family as well. He has social anxiety, but since the whole Ookiku Furikabutte fandom is his defense squad, he has nothing to worry about.

Izumida Touichirou (voice actor: Abe Atsushi): The tiny bara of Kneepad's sons. His eyelashes are very cute. He talks to his pecs (whom he's named Andy and Frank), and is a giant dork.

Bokuto Koutarou (voice actor: Kimura Ryouhei): The baby owl of Kneepad's sons. He's a hella rad bro. It's a well-known fact that he has 3 horns: two on his head and another one in his pants. He has no indoor voice, and has been banned from the anime after episode 2, as almost every viewer has gone temporarily deaf from his shouting.

Midousuji "Kimo" Akira (voice actor: Yusa Kouji): Nicknamed Lizard Boi, or Kimoi Lizard, this creature is a hybrid between a lizard and a psychological horror anime antagonist. His tongue is unnaturally long, and he uses it to catch flies. He doesn't have any bones in his body, and can bend his body at the most awkward angles. Even since Kneepad informed her about the existence of porn with Lizard Boi, Panini has nightmares about him every night.

Ushijima "Pushywaka" Wakatoshi (voice actor: Takeuchi Ryouta): The god of fruit, Pushywaka, is the ruler of the universe. He adores fertile soil and splendid fruit. When blessed by him, all fruit becomes unnaturally healthy and tol.

Oikawa "Hanger" Tooru (voice actor: Namikawa Daisuke): The alien trash prince, son of Pushywaka. He likes hanging out in trashcans, and frequently uses yahoo answers to solve his problems.

Idate (voice actor: Morgan Freeman): The trashiest fish in the entire sea. Panini just calls him Fuckboy, while Kneepad calls him Fuckfish. Often gets punched in the dick by Kneepad.

Shirogane (voice actor: Romi Park): The sweet, adorable child that Panini has sworn to protect. He's very moe, to the point where Kneepad screams in anguish whenever he sees him, because he can't handle the cuteness. He's very protective of Yukisada, and if anyone hurts the sweet owl child, shit goes down. Goodbye Idate. He has recently been adopted by Kneepad, and is now one of his sons.

Yukisada (voice actor: Suzuki Tatsuhisa): The pure-hearted owl whom Kneepad and Panini both adore. He has quite the sweet-tooth. He's also incredibly ripped for his size, especially his left arm.

Rocma (voice actor: Panini. I voice her. She is me): Panini's waifu for laifu. That's it. Panini also fucks her in a game of FMK.

Davekat (voice actor: Kneepad): Nobody knows who Davekat is, but Kneepad would apparently die for them.

Chuuchuu: Kneepad's one true wife. Is in a four-way relationship with Kneepad & Panini & Dadzai.

Dadzai: Panini's one true dad. Is in a four-way relationship with Kneepad & Panini & Chuuchuu.

The Homestuck OVA
Kneepad gets into Homestuck, and Panini has to witness him descending into weeaboo hell as he creates a horrifyingly shitty fantroll and calls everyone "fuckass" left and right. The OVA episode is 60 minutes long, and is animated in the standard Homestuck artstyle. The episode ends with Kneepad crying himself to sleep as he hugs his Dave Strider body pillow, and Panini dropkicking him out of bed, giving him a passionate speech about caring more about this trainwreck of a webcomic than her. After the credits, Kneepad and Panini passionately make out.

"SUNAKAWA MAKOTO IS NOT A VAGINA!!!!!!"
One of Panini's many catchphrases. She's very distressed by Kneepad referring to Suna as Vags (or on special occasions, Vagina River), and continously corrects him. Kneepad is never gonna give the meme up though.

The king's daily life
A crossover fangame, that features Kageyama Tobio from the largely popular show: Haikyuu!!, as the protagonist, and many other anime characters for other major or minor roles as well. Crow, the game creator, appears in one of the endings in the shape of a crow, while Maya occupies the body of Vags. The game has been released a couple of days before the Christmas of 2015 and can be found on Crow's professional website.