User:ToeMas

toeMas
It all started when, rather than being born, toeMas appeared out the ocean, and not one of those oceans filled with water, nay, an ocean of loathing and sin. toeMas found refuge with a family who took him in as their own and raised him to be a warrior of the light, he fought for many years wanting only to liberate as many titans as possible. Many years after the war ended toeMas began to channel his hatred into amusing comics. As toeMas began to hone his abilities, he also began to learn to love, his mate who was not mentioned until this moment was captured and eradicated with chainsaw num-chucks. toeMas sought revenge on this act of violence but could only find hate. Years progressed and toeMas, realizing his talents were being wasted hunting a villainous creature, decided to give up the quest of retribution in exchange for a leg hump.

influEnces
toeMas is influenced heavily by his surroundings, the people he knows and the ones he admires are the inspiration for who he is and who he desires to be. Attending an all boys catholic institution has had a tremendous impact on how he carries himself. toeMas is a faint amalgamation of gentleman and jester. He is the individual closest to perfection. He looks up to his friends, while at the same time looking down on them. His heros consist of an eclectic combination of idols: Ché Guevara, Zack de la Rocha, Mitch Hedberg, David Fincher, Kevin Smith, and if you've spent more than a minute with toeMas you've changed his life drastically (everyone makes a difference, think about it).

soundTrack
toeMas' life features music by: The Foo Fighters, The Smashing Pumpkins, Weezer, Nirvana, A Perfect Circle, Rob Zombie, Metallica, Rage Against the Machine, Queen, Beck, Daniel Johnston, Collective Soul, Bush, Dressy Bessy, Gym Class Heros, Cowboy Mouth, Live, etc.

Grammar of toeMas
Derived from the spanish name for Thomas (Tomás), toeMas is pronounced tow-MAWss. Rather than the first letter being capitalized it is the fourth letter, the "Em" of the title if you will. the "Tee" is never capitalized for fear of rioting. This Wiki is the only exception to the "Rule of Tee", a "Tee" can only be capitalized with a toeMas' consent.

toeMission
The mission is clear; Spread the philosophy of "Be individualized, not industrialized."

quoteMas
toeMas: i cant help im so perfect toeMas: and no one believes me toeMas: im like "dude im perfect." toeMas: and they are like "whatever." toeMas: and im all toeMas: "watch" toeMas: *is perfect* toeMas: "see?" toeMas: and they be like toeMas: "yeah i see."

Facts
however, renee is NOT more of a dumbass than he is

and, renee can give WAYYYYYY better hugs than he can.

lastly, it is always toeMas' fault and never renee's.

BUT Soleil is amazing and beats everyone else at everything. Except for toeMas, of course, by whom this Wiki is written. Anyone who disagrees with the power of Soleil and toeMas will rot in a specially reserved circle of hell. It is worse than being eaten alive by rabid squirrels and nutria rats. By ten million fold.