User:Tom Morris/Alternative CSD

There needs to be more CSD criteria for those annoying edge cases which are so obviously destined for deletion but really shouldn't be going through PROD/XfD.

Proposed alternatives

 * G14: Shortened my life/I want my five minutes back.
 * G15: Quarantine it for public health.
 * G16: Author clearly on crack.
 * G17: Created just to prove a point on WP:ANI
 * G18: I'd tell you we're not Facebook, but you are too young for that too
 * G19: Unambiguous author creepiness.
 * G20: World leader trying to get diplomatic advantage by fixing the facts before an international summit.
 * G21: These words, I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
 * G34: Yes, yes, there may be porn of it, but really, what the hell is Ash Ketchum doing to that Charizard? That's truly sick.
 * G35: Author did not give out the safe word.
 * G99: Utter train wreck.
 * R88: Redirecting "fat bitch" to your mother's user page requires a reliable source, or at least a JPEG.