User:Tomhobbes

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Hello. My name is Thomas Descartes Hobbes. I was named after Calvin and Hobbes. I was born in October 2001 and live in Eustis, Florida. I am of Mongolian descent. I live with this loser, who is actually typing for me under my close supervision, as I can't type. You might therefore consider this a quasi-sockpuppet of his. See his userspace for more information about me. Please post messages on his talkpage, not mine.

More About Me
I live high up on a cabinet. I would have a great view of the loser's bedroom if I weren't nearly blind. I eat lots of seeds, and drink little water. I chew on blocks of wood and tubes of cardboard. When the loser isn't around, I invite over friends he wouldn't approve of. I listen to a lot of these bands, but not through any particular choice of mine.

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=I have now taken my last voyage, a great leap in the dark=

Tomhobbes 18:30, 4 December 2005 (UTC)