User:Tommykehoe

James Woods (Student)

James Woods is a 16 year old student who goes to Darrick Wood School. His name is actually James Wood, but he claims his family accidentally put an S at the end of his name. He grew up near London in a four story bungalow. His house is very nice; he has a home gym in his shed and a swimming pool in his garden (according to him).

Hobbies His main hobbies involve bullshitting, lying, making up shit and playing American Football. (Note. He is the second best player in England). He has been bullshitting since Day 1 and playing American Football since he was around 10.

Physical features

James is around 6 foot tall. He has the world's biggest penis, which he is very fond of. His teeth are very gappy, although he has braces, in order to change his obscure looks. He also has a minor case of Down syndrome.

Personal life

He lives with his parents, who are both quite old. He also lives with his older brother called Alex, who is known as wikipedia, due to the amount of stuff he lies about. He hasn't got a girlfriend, but he claims he has had sex with multiple supermodels.