User:Tommymathers1/sandbox

Tom Mathers (born 1932) is a Vauxhall Motors FC Club Legend, and known for his Cristiano Ronaldo 'Suiii's' around town when the Sunday team or Vauxhalls win.

Tom is what you call a Sunday league prostitute, who goes round Birkenhead more than Sexually Transmitted Diseases. He loves Joe Brandon, however his main idol growing up was Exeter City full back, Joe Heath.

Mathers loves taking photos of himself with the camera the wrong way and is often caught by Lenny doing the worm on his living room floor.