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The House Fire Of "91"

This is an article on how natch became who he is today it was the year 1991 and Alan was having a normal day, his common umbro enemy Jordan natcho Grogan decided to try and make fun of Alan, Alan being a crazy s.o.a.b decided to follow the inbred creature to its bus stop where it was changing shifts with its Nan Alan got on the bus and followed him home,Alan later became inebriated and decided to start a fire ,he lashed out and threw his fire bottle (Molotov) at the inbred house its bald roaming stubby body emerged from the "house fire" and then Alan was frozen in time to this present day Alan emerged from the ice slab enraged and is hunting down his fat bald advisory at this very moment...