User:Tomrocks330

This page is dedicated to Timmays 2 best friends: Noli & Mini Noli.

Timmay Jones Pierre was born on May 15, 1981 in a North-Eastern,  Oriental/Atlantic city of Nakajima (located on a secret island that is owned by the Packistainian government that I cannot mention). He recently became a few honorary titles. He is the first and only person in the world to be King of England, The President of the United States(#87), and an Islamic. He doesn't however like to talk about it being a modest man/women /neuter. He does realize this is a short page but he only had 7 minutes to write this, no more, no less, or he will be killed by electric chair. So he thinks he will go on as long as he want so no one thinks he is a scary cat that lives in their luggage. He also speaks 8 languages such as Spanish- " ?Peudo ir al bano?". (10 minutes later) :" Sorry, MAJOR dump." Well just to tell you he died while on the toliet.( went back 4 minutes later:Elvis deja vu). It was a solemn moment in his life I presume (considering he's dead). i would still like to show you the obituary:

'''Timmay J. McMahon age 32:

DEAD

The End : Pie forever and always. ;D