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Garden hose would be something this young man would to you that he's catch phrase. You may think he's weird at first but he is funny!!!

Where he lives

- Curtis lives in the best place in the world it amazing it great it better than 'BACON he lives in a world where no one mows but me ( btw he told me through a mystical portal) he lives...................................................with his brother in a candy house in some kid Janet's dreams!!!!!!!!!!!!

Career

Curtis has the best job any one can wish for he is an inventor until he was fired he was the one who Invented the BACON ON A PLASTIC STICK!!!!!!!(omg) But then he was fired because in 1901 he was fired for not think of a better invention so after that he work Dairy Queen in Janet's mind he get paid 128348381$1283835848384$$$$ a hour and work 24 hours a day except Mondays that his lazy days!!!! Do NOT DISTURB him on Mondays or he will eat you so you have been warned!!!

Fun facts about Curtis

- he was born October 31 1901

- he is still alive in Janet's dreams

- he has a brother named jam

- he is allergic to palm trees

- he has a pet monster named jigley buggy

- he is actually from New York

-he speak every language except for French

- he's biggest fear is toolkit paper

To be continued