User:Tornado Ted

Hi my name is Ted, and I like to frequent the many interesting articles available within http://en.wikipedia.org! My friends have dubbed my "Tornado" Ted Jablonski because of my amazing ability of being able to spin around in circles faster than anyone they have ever known. Here is a video of me http://youtube.com/watch?v=155iwh3FAB4.

My other interest consist of:


 * Watching action movies.
 * Watching porno movies.
 * Spinning around in circles.
 * Algebra.

Things I dislike are:


 * Terminal disease.
 * Taxes.
 * Chinese People.
 * Japanese People.