User:Torquemada~enwiki

Odds are, I'm not the guy you know who goes by Torquemada.

Then again, maybe I am.

If that guy can't spell or use grammar, though, it's probably not me.

Odds are pretty good that I'm not this guy, however. I mean, look at that haircut.

I'm also not the rambling yahoo that had this user name before me. Good riddance to him. I've cleaned that mess out of the user talk page, and good riddance to it, too.

I created this account because I got tired of seeing people misuse its/it's, and I couldn't take it('s) anymore.