User:TortugaLovesCoke

Óliver Michaelangelo Sosa Di Napoli, known commonly by his alias Tortuga, is the self-proclaimed "King of Wikipedia". The slick turtle who is notoriously slow to an edit, which is why his status as "King" is a hot-topic as he only began Wikipediaing in 2023. He has an intense jealousy of whales and Wales due to his inability to distinguish them from Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales.