User:Totallycrazy365/Michael House

It all began February 19th 1990 when the ugly little bot entered the world. This poor boy was not only ugly but confused as well. He was so confused that he went many years as a NC State fan. However, just as he was becoming a teenager, he received his calling. Perhaps the calling was just a little too strong though. J

As his senior year came along, this boy was convinced he was going to major in English Education and Psychology. His school of choice was none other that UNC. Due to his charming personality and his flawless grade point average, he became a recipient of the North Carolina Teaching Fellow Scholarship. However, despite his above accomplishments, FATE took control and he was denied admissions into UNC.

For the months that followed, the boy desperately tried to figure out his collegiate career. Western Carolina was more that eager to have the likes of him on their campus but the boy did not want to travel five hours away from his beloved family. Luckily, an angel, other wise known as Martha Parker Parrish, called the boy and informed him that she would love to have him as an East Carolina Teaching Fellow.

It was decided that ECU would be the boys new home. But the boy had already decided that this move was only temporary until he could transfer to UNC. He just kept trying to fight FATE! J Little did this young fellow know that he was fixing to meet some new and interesting individuals that he could hardly bare to say goodbye.

His adventure as East Carolina began at Camp Don Lee. There, he met a Irish Leprechaun that he hung around with all weekend. This led him to a fulfilled night on a pier well he learned much about his fellow classmates such as their sexual preferences, their past relationships, and crazy fantasies. There was truth and dare, hot seat, and a “coast guard” scare which resulted in the boy being jumped on by a BEAUTIFUL girl, which made up for him “making out” J with and fugly little slut earlier in the night.

As the weeks progressed, the boy found some good friends. One a nice young lady that would eventually take on the name of Binya, one a wicked whom most believe wants nothing more that to rape the young boy, and a few select others. These friends quickly got him adjusted to college life such as coming in drunk and falling in love with a gorgeous brunette. However, this love soon faded away. J

This young gentleman soon began to expand his friendship circle through beach trips, classroom friends, basketball buddies, late night chats, and somehow he managed to come along a psycho chic that can be pretty cool. Despite all of these great things, the boy still felt it as necessary to apply to UNC. Now this is where the trouble starts. For one, you cannot mess with fate J ! Secondly, why mess up a good thing, but anyways, the young boy is faced with a decision. If accepted, should he leave behind his friends to go to a strange place, where he has none and will not make any, or should he stay at ECU. Now of course, all of his friends would just love for him to stay at ECU, except for this one girl who would just assume to see him at the bottom of the ocean. J

Now personally, I have communicated with many individuals on this subject and we have all came to the same conclusion. However this is my story, and therefore, it shall end the way I make it end. J

The young boy lost many hours of sleep debating his decision. On one hand, he could go to the school of his dreams, UNC, but what is a school but just that, a school. It doesn’t increase the value of your education in this case, but it would increase the amount of work. He would leave a stable environment from which he has both new college friends and some high school friends. But as UNC, he could walk on the basketball team, take Wayne Ellington’s position, and obtain the number 22. However, what could he do at UNC that he cannot do in Greenville. Good Question.

So after weeks of sleep deprivation, the young boy came to a conclusion. The young boy knew that he was not someone who made friends very easily, so why lose the ones that he already had, because deep inside, he knew that he would never see these friends again if he left. He would be nothing more that a “Sex Up” chain in a scrapbook. J So against all the forces wanting him to attend UNC, the young boy found it in his heart to allow himself to stay at ECU. The young boy went on to enjoy the next 3-4 years of his life with some great friends, had some great seasons in intramural basketball, and soon or later found him an awesome girl.

Now don’t you just love happy endings?! I know I do! :)!